GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta discuss about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole scene. You got your regular match, sure, but then there's the behind-the-scenes. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! For example when that forward went flying into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like